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Colleague: I just got an email
... Title: "The blue wonder - and you can also f**k the girl next to the door"
... Content: some comments about the offer in subject ....
... The best thing about Vi is the safety of flying with autopilot, relaxing and without the necessity of worrying of that fact that the penis keeps upright, even when you are interrupted (the children knock the door of the bedroom, the dog barks, the condom slips). You know: Vi may also be a great gift for the partner! There is only a tip: do not tell her you take Vi: the self appreciation of women is very susceptible.
Me: Vi == Viagra?
... or is it just the Unix editor 'vi'?
Colleague: I think they're talking about the editor
Me: but they shan't spread those secrets
... To f**k the girl next to the door, I have always used the technique "come to me, I'll show you my Unix editor"
... it always worked
Colleague: I tried with pico but I got a laugh in the face .... f**k
Me: it works with vi, but you can also try with emacs
... let me know